3 years ago
Vash: Hey, couldn’t you guys be just a little bit more gentle?
Trigun — Episode 1/26: The $$60 Billion Man
Vash: Attacking while your pal is in the line of fire… Don’t you care about him at all?
Descartes: We’re not pals. Our fate is our being partners. The only possible way he could be happy is when I’m happy!
Vash: That’s just beautiful.
Trigun — Episode 1/26: The $$60 Billion Man
Bandit: Shit!
Vash: Now, stand real still. You wouldn’t want this gun to go off, would you?
Bandit: I found him! He’s right over here, boss!
Vash: Uh, would you mind lowering your gun, like a good boy?
Bandit: Forget it.
Vash: You don’t like pain, do you?
Bandit: I’m used to it!
Vash: Well, I feel sorry for your wife and kids. You’ll make ‘em cry.
Bandit: Ain’t got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive, so I’m single.
Vash: Sounds like a pretty lonely life.
Bandit: I’m telling you… You have to die! It would sure make us all happy if you do.
Vash: … Sorry, I don’t do requests.
Trigun — Episode 1/26: The $$60 Billion Man
3 years ago
Vash: DAAAAAAAAAAH! I thought I was gonna suffocate, a minute, there…
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